Sunday, March 8, 2009

Rush Limbaugh Digs In Wacko Jacko's Pants Looking For Elephant Man's Curious Trunk

From a practical perspective, these two useless circlejerks merely appear as a miserable stink, notorious for peddling their registered brand of wholesale immorality. Wholesale depravation with nothing but distorted values proudly displayed for all those who care to view. If it's not Michael Jackson engaging in a vigorous testicle festival with some preadolescent, it's that community college dropout, Limbaugh, flying off to Santo Domingo, eager to play slap and tickle with some giggly, underaged street urchin.

The unconscionable jackals actually need to pair up for some self-indulgent, madcap amusement. Given half the chance, I'm more than certain that they'd be "gettin' busy" quicker than the contestants at the state fair's taffy pull competition. Can you picture the power grab there, patrons? Yellow Cake is about to squeeze one out, just fantasizing about it.

It's all just a steamy pile of happy horseshit brought available by the corporate media. Yet morons buy into the bilge. Ponderous. And was it Jackson who wrote that catchy soundtrack for their soon to be released snuff film? Which retard will be the first to get whacked? Ass cracks.

5 comments:

Geoff said...

Uhmmm......how's the progress going on this one? I want a Tshirt w/that headline printed on the front....awesome.

Yellow Cake said...

Hi, Geoff! Good to see you again. I'll get to it soon. That T-shirt idea is good.

And thanks for the kind words. You're The Best!

Sherry Ng said...

Hey thanks for dropping by,
(:
And No, I won' be getting a job anytime soon, I'm currently still studying.
Take care.

Anna Russell said...

Not being American, the first time I heard of Rush Limbaugh was when he made fun of Michael J Fox for having Parkinsons. I decided from that day forth to dedicate a large portion of my life to hating him.
But then I realised he actually does so much damage to conservatives that maybe he's worth keeping after all.

Yellow Cake said...

Ms. Russell, you're a kind and considerate, genuine human being. So very many here adhere to Limbaugh's credo so now you know why I need to escape to Europe.