Pinocchio Forced To Sport Wood For Geppedophile

No wonder the nasty geezer's breath would often assume the offensive stench of smoldering oak. And just as the woodcarver subjected his hardwood boytoy to lewd and lascivious acts of indignation, we're all required to kowtow to the likes of Hank "The Skank" Paulson and Ben Bernanke, as the Federal Reserve feverishly lodge bundles of freshly printed fiat currency up some jewy banker's rancid fudge factory.

Many, all over the world will soon perish as a result of a virus created by scientists bankrolled by the Illuminati. That "Swine Flu" horseshit was merely a precursor to the "Real Thing". However, reptiles like Paulson, Bernanke and Richard Perle will continue to live to see another bright 'n shiny, guilt-free morning.

Suck A Big, Fat One, Jacob Rothschild! Your mama's now forced to swallow Satan's waste.

This planet is in dire need of a purging, a cleansing of sort.