It works for Yellow Cake, and I'm willing to shell out $500 to witness the event. After all, the sick son of a bloated floozy is as much to blame for this country's paralyzing consternation as much as any of the other lowlife members of Bushwhacker's crime syndicate.
You have to understand, patrons, that most in Karl's neighborhood were born with a silver spoon in their mouth. In his case, tho', the "Architect of Destruction" came squirting from his mother's juda with his father's brass knuckles embedded in his forehead. Sure, and as a youth his father would beat him mercilessly, without regret. But is that any excuse for causing such an upheaval of an entire nation?
With neither his money nor fame, no woman in their right mind would want the pigfaced felon. And if not for his association with other governmental reptiles, he'd now be soaking his swollen 'nads in a glass of lukewarm holy water blessed by Jimmy Swaggart.
Being just a hapless D.C. whoreboy was an unlikely scenario for Karl. Taking a lot of abuse from anybody would be out of the question. Loogies dripping from his fat, pimply chin wasn't an option but it certainly would have made him the spitting image of Satan's leathery applesack.
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"the "Architect of Destruction" came squirting out of his mother's juda with his father's brass knuckles embedded in his forehead"---f#@$%ing classic. LOVED this post!
I hate all of those Reich Wing reptiles. I only wish I could find something bad to say about them.
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