Dishing Dirt

Have now hired my uncle, Dr. Ernst Pflueger, as resident kitchen bitch here at the comedy shop. Ernst served as a prominent scatologist in Munich but is willing to jump through hoops as a dishwasher in order to earn enough cash for a sushi bar franchise here in trendy Birmingham, Michigan. People, put your hands together and give uncle Ernst a justifiably merited round of applause. Goose-stepping bedwetter.

I'll have to keep my good eye on uncle Ernst, tho'. His only interests seem to gravitate around Satan and beer while admitting that he's never met a nine year old boy who didn't deserve a friendly pat on the bottom. Sure, the learned physician likes the ladies but has just forgotten why one is supposed to.