Not long ago, Romeo McSlappy was involved in advertising. I found him while shilling for Bobo Burgers in Lynwood, California. Seems he'd recently cleaned up his act but was then arrested for serenading a jailed Paris Hilton from the outside of her cell.
While clad in his polished sandwich board, bangs combed in a fashionable manner over his pimply forehead and with banjo in tow, the ditzy celebretard displayed her disdain by hurling a pan of urine in his general direction. Needless to say, Romeo's heart was broken beyond repair.
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